kick ass Baby for the Monster!

survey: boredom

What woke you up this morning?
- the fun dream.. hehe

If you took a drug test would you pass it?
- all negative!

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
- i do pray so...

What's on your mind right now?
- Bobot... Bobot.. Bobot...

Would you take a bullet for anyone?
- yeah maybe i would..

Where would you like to live?
- i just can't wait to have eternal life.

What kind of home would you like?
- comfortable enough to move around.. i dont want a huge house.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
-i am a grown up..

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- i dont exactly know.. i hope i'll be married by then.. wahahaha! ambisyosa!

Who was the last person that left you a comment?
- Alhmae! =)

Do you listen to music every day?
- yes!

What are you doing this weekend?
- all work.. and no play.. =(

What do you want to do right now?
- get out from here!

Are you listening to music right now?
- uh. nope..

When were you the saddest in your whole life?
- i collect myself anywhere i am..

Do you use eBay to buy or sell?
- buy!

What makes you mad?
- i try not to..

Do you have a job?
- yeah.

What is your philosophy in a relationship?
- that's a thinkable thought.. hmmm..

Last time you had pizza?
- the other day.. i just found one carton in the fridge, untouched.. so i ate everything.. haha.. ive been craving for pizza! and i never knew it was just within reach..

How many kids do you want to have?
- at least 2.. but i dont want a dozen.. hehe

What is your favorite past time?
- writing.. writing.. writing..

Name something you cannot wait for?
- Bobot to visit me! *arrrrgghhh!!!*

If you were a crayon what color would you be?
- PINK!!!

Most visited webpage?
- friendster, multiply, blogspot, google, facebook

What makes you happy?
- Bobot..
and please Lord, give me freedom!

Ferdinand Marcos

Ferdinand Marcos

AKA Ferdinand Edralin Marcos

Born: 11-Sep-1917
Birthplace: Sarrat, Ilocos Norte, Philippines
Died: 28-Sep-1989
Location of death: Honolulu, HI
Cause of death: Kidney failure
Remains: Mummified, Laoag City, Ilocos Norte, Philippines

Gender: Male
Religion: Roman Catholic
Race or Ethnicity: Asian
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Head of State

Nationality: Philippines
Executive summary: Disgraced Philippine dictator

Military service: Philippine Army

Sixth President of the 3rd Philippine Republic, term lasting December 30, 1965 until his ouster by "People Power" on February 25, 1986.

Father: Mariano R. Marcos
Mother: Josea Edralin (schoolteacher)
Wife: Imelda Marcos (m. 1954, two daughters, one son)
Daughter: Maris Imelda R. Marcos
Son: Ferdinand R. Marcos, Jr.
Daughter: Maria Victoria Irene Marcos

High School: Prepatoray High School of the University of the Philippines (1934)
Law School: University of the Philippines

President of the Philippines
Upsilon Sigma Phi Fraternity
Murder convicted Nov-1939, overturned 1940
Exiled to Hawaii
Fraud 1988
Tax Evasion 1988
Embezzlement
Chinese Ancestry
Japanese Ancestry
Filipino Ancestry
Mummified

Rotten Library Page:
Ferdinand Marcos

and today's the 35th Martial Law year.

the Wedding Ring on the Fourth Finger

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend...

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers
and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents),
they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings), they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children),
they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT, because
Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Married Couples Anniversary Guide

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES - YEARS 1-5

1st WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Paper
Modern Anniversary Gift: Plastic/Clock
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Travel Gift Certificate, Airline Tickets

2nd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Cotton
Modern Anniversary Gift: Cotton/China
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Beach Towels for Beach Vacation

3rd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Leather
Modern Anniversary Gift: Crystal/Glass
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Luggage

4th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Flowers
Modern Anniversary Gift: Linen/Silk
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Lingerie, Hawaiian Vacation

5th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Wood
Modern Anniversary Gift: Silverware
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Airline Tickets, Cruise

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY - YEARS 6-10

6th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Candy
Modern Anniversary Gift: Iron
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Hershey, PA, Disney World, FL

7th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Copper
Modern Anniversary Gift: Wool/Brass
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Santa Fe, NM, Canada

8th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Bronze
Modern Anniversary Gift: Appliance
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Casino Visit

9th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Pottery
Modern Anniversary Gift: Leather
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Mexico

10th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Tin
Modern Anniversary Gift: Aluminum
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: South America

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY - YEARS 11-15

11th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Steel
Modern Anniversary Gift: Jewelry
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: New York City

12th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Silk
Modern Anniversary Gift: Linen/Pearl
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Japan

13th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Lace
Modern Anniversary Gift: Textiles
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: France

14th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Ivory
Modern Anniversary Gift: Gold
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Africa

15th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Crystal
Modern Anniversary Gift: Glass/Watches
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Switzerland, Austria

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES - YEARS 20-40

20th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: China
Modern Anniversary Gift: Platinum
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: San Francisco, China

25th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Silver
Modern Anniversary Gift: Silver
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Mexico

30th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Pearl
Modern Anniversary Gift: Diamond
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Hawaii, Tahiti

35th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Coral
Modern Anniversary Gift: Jade
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Cayman Islands, USVI

40th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Ruby
Modern Anniversary Gift: Garnet
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Russia

WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES - YEARS 45-75

45th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Sapphire
Modern Anniversary Gift: Sapphire
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Cruise

50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Gold
Modern Anniversary Gift: Gold
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Italy

55th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Emerald
Modern Anniversary Gift: Turquoise
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Ireland

60th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Diamond
Modern Anniversary Gift: Gold
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Great Britain

75th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Traditional Anniversary Gift: Diamond
Modern Anniversary Gift: Gold
Travel Anniversary Gift Ideas: Cruise

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine...
"House" is feminine-"la maison." "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be  of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because :
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. . .

ENVIOUS FOOL.

few months back, i posted an entry in which i talked about My being a Dentist at a young age. at that time, frustrations rush in meeting new people that comes in and out of my profession haven. but as i continue on with the confidence i try to build, with the help of the rest of the lovely dentists around me, especially my Mother, i now feel blessed that i'm in this field of practice at a very young age and there's really nothing i should worry about. as of today, i've been in the limelight for 8 months, barely a year. but i've been to almost all the seminars conducted here in Cagayan de Oro, in Cebu & in Davao City. i've also equipped myself with the Orthodontics preceptorship. and i've been involved in various conventions, including the main event last May in Manila. all those blabs as i try to recall, gave me a better strength of character not to feel inferior to the older ones. in fact, i feel so blessed to become the Baby.

i just got back from Iligan City, as we had the 1st National Convention - Mindanao, the first one to be held outside Manila. i had a vacation from my daily routine of going to school (i'm a school dentist too) and scratching my butt off by working hard at my own clinic (at CUMC)... and, had a leeway off with my "internet" life. so i missed a few things. the kids in school. the patients im suppose to work on. and yeah, the blogs and updates and such.

excited and thrilled, i first checked my Multiply account. it made me smile. invitations, new messages, new replies. after reading all the new stuffs, i checked my gMail account. "wow.. new emails.." i sighed. then i got more excited as i read the "subject" New comment on PDA invades Boracay! for my Blogspot. so i clicked on it right away. and sadly.. some anonymous envious fool wrote a comment which he/she stated these uneducated/unethical words.:
"24 and a Dentist? thats EXACTLY why the Philippines is so messed up. I've made the mistake of going to a few dentists, (locally respected no less), and found nothing more than a chop-shop for teeth.

Now, I leave the country before getting my grill messed up by uneducated hacks that had the common sense of a tic-tac at the obscene age they were allowed into college at." (from MORE THAN MOST)

a big lump on my throat. such hurting words! and to think, i just got back from the PDA Convention wherein i sacrificed my work hours just to sit-down and listen to lectures, and to feel & experience the wet clinic workshops for continuing education.

such a fool! as i have thought this person is.. so i rest my case on people like you who can't be good enough except to retaliate on people who YOU are most envious of. so here's for you! you envious fool!

well im not of your kind. some "uneducated hack that had the common sense of a tic-tac at the obscene age they were allowed into college at" as quoted from such an envious fool. i'm one of the blessed kind. unlike some people who try to prove themselves by escaping the reality of life. so go, get out from here! we don't need your kind. we're better off without you, trying to pull your "own" men down. crab mentality as they say. and yes, a bitter truth for Filipinos. but not for all, just YOUR kind. you, ENVIOUS FOOL!

i don't care if you leave the country. for what? AS WHAT? do whatever you can do to prove yourself that you work ABROAD. so what!? go ahead. working abroad doesn't mean your high above the rest. a better pay? so you may think. i'm happy with my earnings here. and.. i don't feel the need to sacrifice the emotional separation anxiety.. im staying with great friends around and a loving family who would always be there for me.

i hope you'll be successful in your endeavor! good luck! and i wish you stop pretending.

i salute the Pinoys who work hard abroad, the ones who never fail to put their feet on the ground. the better Pinoys who are proud of whatever they have gone through. the Pinoys who's out there to help in watering the seeds of faith. the ones who loves their family more than anyone else. to you! to us! and for our country! cheers!

pinoy ADs

"Hump at your own risk "
-Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)

* Notice *
NO Stambay

Vendors
Carry firearms inside the club
-Cavite

FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
big...P6.00
small..P5.00
- Makati

IMPOTENCE DEMO
--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd

SLOW MEN AT WORK
--PLDT sign
(so much for zero backlog)

"Welcome to the Philippines-
The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
-- sign in Pampanga

"Atty. Domino Carriedo"
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu

Petal Attraction
-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman

Please help our comfort room clean.
--self-service restaurant in Cebu

Jeepney and Bus signs
"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."
"Full string to stop driver."
"God knows Hudas not pay."
"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"
"Don't close to me, close to God."

A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio
"2nd Floor Upstairs."

"Danger Wall is Falling!"
- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.

* Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
- sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
* Cooking ng ina mo
- a carinderia
* Cooking ng ina mo rin
- right across from "Cooking ng ina_ mo"

thank you

I AM THANKFUL:

FOR THE WIFE

WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,

BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,

AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.



FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.


FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.


FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.



FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.


FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.



FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE



FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.


FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..


FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.


FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.



FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.



FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.



FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.


AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL


BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.
Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

survey: health buffs

1. have you seen a medical doctor lately?
*i see a lot of them everyday

2. do you trust them?
*SOME.

3. do you use the internet to self- diagnose/self-medicate?
*haven't tried. im so dependent on my PEDIA still. thanks tita Juliet! =)

4. do you have fear of dentists or dental work?
*hahaha.. NOPE =)

5.do you know that smoking is bad for your health and still smoke?
*i know. and i don't smoke. i havent tried. and will never do.

6. what sicknes or disease would you hate to have?
*anything related to Venereal diseases

7. do you believe in "kulam" which could cause sickness of unknown origin and prove it?
*im confused. hehe.. i shouldn't.

8. would you be happy if you were a doctor?
*you mean, a MEDICAL doctor? well.. YEAH =)

9. what do you hate about hospitals?
*the smell.. the spooky aura..and the bitchy nurses. sorry.. i know not all nurses are bitchy.. but most of them.. sad noh?

10.do you have any allergies to any medications?
*yes.

ON PROFESSION
1. whats your job description?
*General Dentistry & Orthodontics

2. would you want to be something else instead?
*YES.

3. who would you choose as a role model for you to follow as an example?
*profession wise, it would be my MOM.

4. everybody would always want extra salary or income, but are you getting paid enough to pay for both your wants and needs?
*so far, yeah.. fine with me =)

5. whats the first thing you bought or would buy on your first paycheck?
*i bought a Canon Ixus 75

6. how would you feel if you had to fire someone?
*it depends on the reason why i had to fire him/her.

7.whats one job you would want to try for a week?
*Bank Teller

8. how many hours do you work in a day?
*13 hours..

9. if you could start a business, what would it be?
*Dormitel. with a Coffee Shop & Internet Cafe plus a Study Center altogether =)

10. if you can, what would you rather wear to work?
*JEANS and TEES!

ON LUXURY
1. if you could, on what car would you splurge your money on?
*JAGUAR

2. what do you think if when you hear "luxury jewelry" even if jewelries are luxuries in themselves?
*BVALGARI. living the luxurious women's life at it's best.

3. whats the most expensive piece of clothing youve spent your money on?
*OMG. i don't know.. maybe a pair of levis. (MY MONEY ha)

4. classiest restaurant youve been to?
*uhm.. i don't know.. the one at Waterfront Davao? i dunno really.

5. whats one expensive thing you bought and wish you didnt?
*my silver ipod Mini (i should have waited for the colored Minis.. tsk!)

6. who personifies luxury living at its finest?
*Gretchen Baretto and the rest of the Hollywood stars.

7. how about at its worst?
*haha.. Nicole Ricci & Paris Hilton..? hahaha

8. what place comes to your mind when you wanna buy luxury stuff?
*Shops in Europe.

9. where do you think kings/queens get the money they spend on their lifestyle when they dont have a job aside to be royalty?
*heirs man! HEIRS! heirlooms!

10. any place on earth youd want to go window shopping?
*Europe.

why do GUYS cry?

Guys cry because...

1.Girls screw them over...
2. They just got hit in the balls...
3. They're about to die...
4. Their heart is broken..
5. Because they are true men.

GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl... hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that our girls will be there for us to support us when we need them and help us get our mind off the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked in the balls, and knowing we're gonna die.


Girls cry because...

1. They're sad...
2. They're scared...
3. They're nervous...
4. They're frustrated...
5. They're missing someone...
6. They're alone...
7. They're PMSing...
8. They're pregnant..
9. Their heart is broken...
10. They're in love...
11. Their souls have been torn...
12. THEY MET A BOY THEY CANT HAVE...
13. They fell in love with a boy...
14. They hurt so bad inside...
15. They're mad...
16. Something bad happend...
17. They watched a sad movie...
18. JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE CRYING

BOYS: If any girl you know is crying and you see them, don't just stand there and say you're sorry. Hold them and tell them everything will be okay, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them.

INDAY. the STORY.

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo
Amo: "Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?"
Inday: "I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: "Bakit me bukol si junior?"
Inday: "Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: "Bakit maalat ang ulam?"
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: "Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!"
Inday: "Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing."
Donya: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si Junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: "Sinuntok ni Junior ang kanyang kaklase."
Inday: "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: "Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!"
Inday: "A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for."
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: "Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!"
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: "Bakit kaya sya umalis?"
Inday: "Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when
people can't understand you for doing so."
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: "To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied."

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: "The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: "Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero: "Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you want to stay."

the ONION and the CHRISTMAS Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Marriage Counsellor

A husband and wife went for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When the counselor asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in
the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said:
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied,
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

INDAY update

"Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of the society! I hate character assassinators!"
-reklamo ni Inday nung machismis sya ng kapitbahay

Amo: "Inday, ba't nagka-rashes si JR?"
Inday: "Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophils migrated to the reaction site, trigerring the release of chemotactic & anaphylotoxins including histamine & prostaglandins. This effectively increases vasodilation in the site, thereby promoting redness"
-Amo [nosebleed]

"Exhaustion & growing stress levels arising from overexertion may likely result to serious damage to one's health, particularly the physical & mental aspects. It is therefore only proper & humane, that once in a while, as is essential, a sufficient break from our usual daily routine is given. That is to recuperate, replace the electrolytes & replenish the energy to it's functional state."
-sabi ni Inday sa kanyang Amo ng humingi ng day off

Dear Sir/Madam:
Attached herewith is a list of proposed purchase orders and expenditures in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have taken liberty to make initial survey of current market prices. Please note, however, that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and market demand, which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke

Jeepney driver: "Hoy! Bakit sais lang ang binayad mo?! Siete na ang pamasahe ngayon!"
Inday: "I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I am a student and by the fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix."
Driver: "Awwww!!!"

Amo: "Inday, bumilli ka nga ng mga isda... Ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?"
Inday: "Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh... given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "ga-lewg-gong". Am I correct?"
Amo: "Pakyu!"

Amo: "Inday! Bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?"
Inday: "I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for five years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on PPE and PAS36 on impairment of assets."
-Amo[hinimatay]. Si Inday talaga, accountant din pala.

"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precioparci mi? Soy ya su comprador avidio diario. Por favor?"
- si Inday tumatawad sa palengke ng isinama siya ng amo niya sa Espanya market

Amo1: "Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinismo kasi eh."
Amo2: "Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya."
Amo1: "Baka naman kalamansi?"
Inday: "No! Only Belo touches my skin. Who touches yours?"
-Ay! Taray!

500 ~ Globe plan subscription
1800 ~ glutathione tablet
600 ~ Olay Total Effects
1500 ~ Crocs flipflops
2000 ~ for mama
- binabudget ni Inday and sweldo niya

Amo (galit): Inday! Kanina ko pa hinahanap yung tsinelas ko. Asan mo itinabi?
Inday: Ma'am, what kind of slippers?
Amo: Yung rubber na tsinelas ko! Kinuha mo siguro, noh?!
Inday: Duh?! Why are you accusing me of being a thief? And besides, I'm not interested with your cheap slippers because I'm only wearing HAVAIANAS!
- taray talaga ni Inday! Nosebleed na pud ang amo

"Morons! I was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! I'm nurtured with such dignity, respect and morality! Even poverty couldn't make me do such a scandalous act. Sexiness is from within. I don't rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy and scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!"
- banat ni Inday nung alukin siya magpose sa FHM

"I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and I hopethat one day you'll realize that you should not use humans as a means of your ends. As the great philosopher Kant uttered: 'Treat a man as an end in himself.'"
- sagot ni Inday sa holdaper na nanghoholdap sa kanya
"Shut up coz if you don't, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!"
- sagot ng holdaper - ang sosyal na talaga nila!

Inaral ng amo ni Inday and dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una camerera? Eras tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribu tu casa es porque nada esta suciendo dentro tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca alase en este hogar pero conjecturo que no puede porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: ?

CONSUL: Y do you wana go 2 d US?
AMO: To travel with frends & fly the airplane
CONSUL: Denied!
CONSUL: And u?
INDAY: for life is never ending pursuit of material & social satisfaction that i tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk & honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestals of freedom.
CONSUL: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY bigig!!! Chugchak napud !!!

Amo: "Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng Ingles! Ansinumang magpapadugo ng ilong ko o ni Jr, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro?"
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman kong iimbakin sa sulok ng aking balintataw at sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

TESSIE ASIN
Nickname: Inday
Education:
BS Psychology
Literature MA
Math MA
Chemistry MA
Harvard, USA
- kaya naman pala ang galing ni Inday! hehe!

Amo: Inday, bakit di ka nagluto ng french fries?
Inday: Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar. When cooked in high temperatures like french fries, they produce large amounts of free radicals in the body, causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain... One french fry is worse than one cigarette.
- nutritionist din pala si Inday! =)

“I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from…”
- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick

“I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.”
- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya

- BUHAY SI INDAY -
(The Other Side of the Story)
"I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head, damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that I'll die and stop speaking English, preventing people from nosebleeding.
Thanks to Katherine Joy Corpuz, who witnessed the crime. She provided emergency care for me rushed me to the nearest hospital, and assisted Dr. Rocha in performing craniotomy. The operation was successful. I'M ALIVE! bwahaha!"
- verbalized by Inday post-operation

Filipino in an American Coffee Shop

Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs...fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Beg yur pardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis....

INDAY.

"Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..."
- Inday, tumtangging makipagtsismisan sa kabilang bahay

Speaking - 9.0
Writing - 9.0
Listening - 9.0
Reading - 9.0
IELTS [International English Language Testing System] result ni Inday. May balak mag dh sa London.

"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"
- Si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate

1. Fendi handbag
2. Balenciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blahnik high heels
4. Chanel fur coat
5. iPod video 80gig
6. Motorola Razr dolce & gabbana edition
7. Sony Bravia flatscreen plasma tv
8. Aquamarine diamond wristwatch
9. Louis Vuitton travel bag
10. Obagi system skin care line
11. Shisheido cosmetics
12. 1 week off vacation spree at the Bahamas
- wish list ni Inday for Christmas. Nakadikit sa refrigerator ng amo niya.
Amo: [nosebleed]

"Bachelor of Arts in Rhetorics, Major in Meaning-Based Grammar with Applied Discourse Analysis and Thermodynamics. Masters in the principles or oral-aural communications. PhD in Early childhood program with honorary degrees in organic chemistry"
- credentials ni Inday sa kanyang resume upon applying for the position of governess

Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavator affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed]

"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium affected the taste drastically, and unfortunately after several minutes of analytical thought, it seems the situation has become irreversible. I do apologize. Utmost care will be taken next time.
-Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam na niluto niya.

"How dare you insinuate such a diabolic action coming from a scratch of society like you?"
- Inday, (kaaway yung katulong sa kapitbahay)

"I'm not extremely goodlooking but I have a sense of humor. I'm not breathtakingly intelligent, but I'm relatively witty. I'm just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. So, hi."
- Dodong, hardinerong nakikipag textmate kay Inday

"Don't come near me if you have no intention to get close... Don't make me fall for you if later you'll just make me cry. And don't make me love youif later you'd just leave me all alone and broken."
- sagot ni Inday sa text ni Dodong

survey: life soundtrack

RULES:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, Winamp etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to the next question, press the next button.
6. Don’t lie and pretend you’re cool.
7. When you’re finished, tag some other people to do it!

Opening credits
>>Am I To Believe (United: To The Ends of The Earth)

Waking up:
>>Are You Real (KJ-51 feat KUTLESS)
..i am real. and yes, im up. i have to be up. hehe.

First Day of School:
>>Faithful (Lecrae)
..yes Lord, i will be faithful =)

Falling in love:
>>All About You (radio mix) (United: To The Ends of the Earth)
..i love being a God's daughter!

First song:
>>Pink is The Color (K&M feat Joy: Disco Heaven 05)
..huh!? nonsense.

Breaking up:
>>Cool (Gwen Stefani: Love Angel Music Baby)
..It's hard to remember how it felt before.. nyahahaha.. let's go On.

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles, and now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool

BREAKING UP DYUD!?!?

Prom:
>>All Of My Days (Hillsong: You Are My World)
..dili bagay. hehe

Life:
>>God So Loved (Hillsong: You Are My World)
..PERFECT!!! =)

Mental breakdown:
>>Shrek-I Like Big Butts
..hahahahahah! toinky toinky!

Driving:
>>PS I'm Still Not Over You (Rihanna: A Girl Like You)
..emo :p

Flashback:
>>Morning Has Broken
..hahahaha! flashback gyud. perteng karaana..

Getting back together:
>>Happy Birthday To You (Barney)
..ka lagpas sad ani!

Wedding:
>>Jesus Is In The House (Unity Klan)
..Hip Hop man. fanget =|

Birth of a child:
>>Spirit Moves (remix)(DJ Maj: Full Plates)
..pag gawas pa lang sa akong anak, mayu na musayaw. hahaha =p

Final battle:
>>Chant (Katinas)
..chuy kayu bai!

Death scene:
>>Everything (Kaskade)
..so dili gyud solemn. hehe

Funeral song:
>>Jesus Was Born In Bethlehem (Ocean Odyssey)
..eternal life =)

End credits:
>>God Is In Control (KJ-52)

Tonight I Can Write

by: Pablo Naruda

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.

Write, for example, 'The night is starry
and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance.'

The night wind revolves in the sky and sings.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.

Through nights like this one I held her in my arms.
I kissed her again and again under the endless sky.

She loved me, sometimes I loved her too.
How could one not have loved her great still eyes.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her.

To hear the immense night, still more immense without her.
And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture.

What does it matter that my love could not keep her.
The night is starry and she is not with me.

This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance.
My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.

My sight tries to find her as though to bring her closer.
My heart looks for her, and she is not with me.

The same night whitening the same trees.
We, of that time, are no longer the same.

I no longer love her, that's certain, but how I loved her.
My voice tried to find the wind to touch her hearing.

Another's. She will be another's. As she was before my kisses.
Her voice, her bright body. Her infinite eyes.

I no longer love her, that's certain, but maybe I love her.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Because through nights like this one I held her in my arms
my soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.

Though this be the last pain that she makes me suffer
and these the last verses that I write for her.

survey: 52 confessions

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to bE?
- Bobot.. *haaayyy!*

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
- just put it on the side, that it won't bother other people.

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed again, would you?
- in a heartbeat...

4. Do you take compliments well?
- i simply thank the Lord for it.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
- i tried. i did. not anymore.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
- yeah i believe so. because i have to.

7. If your house were on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?
- my ENTIRE ROOM! (pwede bah!?)

8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
- my lappy, camera, and phones..

9. Who do you text the most?
- Bobot.. =)

10. Favorite children's book?
- ANTZ. Strawberry Shortcake. Twinkle.

11. Eye color?
- dark brown

12. How tall are you?
- 5.. and?

13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
- yes i would.

14. Any secret admirers?
- i dunno.

15. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
- wheres the olive garden?

16. Favorite ex..?
- g EX pa kung favorite!

17. Where was the furthest place you traveled?
- HK ra intawon.

18. Do you like mustard?
- YES!

19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
- eat. hihi

21. Do you miss anyone?
- yes i do =)

22. Can you do splits?
- yes.

23. What movie do you want to see right now?
- CenterStage

24. What did you do for New Year's Eve?
- fireworks. talked on the phone with Bobot til about 4am.

25. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
- no.

26. Do you own a camera phone?
- yes.

27. Was your mom a cheerleader?
- hahaha NO.

28. What's the last letter of your middle name?
- O

29. Are you hispanic?
- my mom says yes, but i couldnt see it.

31. Do you like care bears?
- YESSSSSS!

32. What do you buy at the Movies?
- popcorn and water

33. Do you know how to play poker?
- no.

34. Do you wear your seatbelt?
- YES. coz i hate to see the blinking seatbelt sign on my dashboard.

35. What do you wear to sleep?
- sleep wear.. tsk.

36. Anything big ever happen in your CITY
- uhm. yeah.. a lot already. i guess..

37. Is your hair straight or curly?
- straight.

38. Is your tongue pierced?
- nope...no plans too

39. Do you like Liver and Onions?
- onions i can take, but NO NOT LIVER!!! haller?! just imagine the main FUNCTION of your LIVER!!! cge daw!?

40. Do you like funny or serious people better?
- a lil bit of both.. but more on the funny side =)

41. Ever been to L.A.?
- nope...

42. Who is on your mind right now?
- Bobot..

43. any plans 4 tonight?
- body massage. im just so tired...

44. Whats your fav. song at the moment?
- mighty to save

45. Do you hate chocolate?
- NO!

46. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
- MY DECISIONS.

47. Are you a gullible person?
- uhm. no? yes? no? hehehehe

48. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
- i think and feel so...

49. If you could have any job what would it be?
- take over Bill Gate's position.

50. Are you easy to get along with?
- yes.

51. What is your favorite time of day?
- anytime, anyday...

52. Are you generally a happy person?
- yupppiiiesss!

how to stay young

• Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."
• Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
• Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
• Enjoy the simple things.
• Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
• The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
• Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
• Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
• Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
• Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

* Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

survey: what if?

--YOU'RE A GIRL/BOY INSTEAD OF YOUR GENDER NOW... WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER?
yes, probably.. i love techie gadgets, plus men stuff.. like cars n such. so i guess, i'd be happier. no more blood tweaks during ovulation! yebah!

--YOU COULD BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.. WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
davao city & paris (what if rman kaha!!! pila ray pag damgo! hehe)

--YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING AND WONT GAIN A POUND WHAT WOULD YOU EAT?
ice cream, chocolates, pizza, pasta, chicken, and more!!! nammmmmmm!

--YOU GET TO CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY WHAT KIND OF FAMILY WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
the kind that would love to travel and conquer the world. the kind that would give up everything for God. the kind that would understand each other's strengths and weaknesses.

--YOU GET TO BE A PRESIDENT OF YOUR COUNTRY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO MAKE YOUR COUNTRY A BETTER PLACE?
get rid of graft and corruption
lower taxes that everyone would benefit in
tourism overload! lower airfares and other traveling expenses.
free (& better) health care services
better education for everyone
home for the homeless
get rid of squandering people
get rid of rebels.
..and what else?
and the list goes on and on and on..

--YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRND/GRLFRND WHAT WOULD YOUR LIFE BE?
(adik ng tanong!) i think i'd be travelling a lot on my own.. and would be on the hook ups of partying hard like there's no tomorrow :p

--YOU'LL GET THE CHANCE TO BE YOUR ENEMY WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
live up with the battle =p i'd like to try that.. and then make friends =) hihi

--YOU GET TO MEET Virgin MARY WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
uhmm.. "Hi Mary! Would you dare tell people what the REAL TRUTH is?"

--YOU GET TO TURN BACK TIME WHAT WOULD YOU ERASE IN YOUR PAST?
the foolish things i've done. the wrong people i met. my rebel days.

--YOU GET THE CHANCE TO BE A MILLIONARE IN A DAY WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY?
give half of it to my mom & dad
other half would be divided equally to: (1)the church (2)brothers (3)myself (4)Bobot =)

--YOU WERE A DISNEY CHARACTER WHO WILL YOU BE?
Ariel the Lil Mermaid, Tinkerbell, i dont know.. haha..

--YOU KNEW THAT THIS WOULD BE YOUR LAST DAYS ON EARTH HOW WILL YOU SPEND IT?
tell people i love how much i really do. spend a lot of time with them. repent. "Lord, i'm ready to meet you."