Prof Goldie Lim, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class
"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
ma"am sierra, bio150(ecology)
humangin, nalipad yung acetate dahil humangin ng malakas. imbis na hawakan nya yung OHP, dali-
dali nyang hinawakan yung whiteboard.
Sir Punzalan, Stat 121
"Summattion of five x3 plus 5x2 (reading a mathematical equation) minus one... pero di ibig
sabihin na kakanta kayo"
Sabi ni Ma'am Meggie De Guzman ng Zoo 10: "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."
In this one class, we were discussing about infants and kids in their early childhood. To
illustrate kung paano nagpa-pivot prone ang isang bata, yung DEAN ng college namin ay dumapa sa
floor at doon ay nagpa-ikot-ikot. (Go Dean Jake! O di ba, down-to-earth kahit dean?)
Sir Ebreo, Span 11 - discussion: imperativo
Kapag magkaaway daw kayo ng bf mo, ang sasabihin mo is "No me toques" *thought: tama ba ang
spelling? pakitama na lang po ako.* (don't touch me). Pero kapag okay daw kayo, sasabihin nyo
(with feelings and with actions) "Tocame! Tocame!" (Touch me! Touch me!)
sa nat sci 2 kaay cp david. pinag-aaralan ang rocks. nagtawag siya ng volunteers para i-
identify yung "rock". tapos, isusubo daw nila yung "rock". buti na lang candy at syempre,
namigay pa sa klase.
Sabi ng isa naming prof:
"Why should we tie up with (name ng school) when they don't even rely on their graduates?"
Bwahahaha! SAPUL! GO UP!
bio1 prof. mamaril
"Okay, so the mountain gorilla, gorilla gorilla beringei of mount virunga is..."
(sabay pasok ng classmate ko na six-footer, maitim at shaved ang ulo, tapos nagtitigan sila ng
matagal ni prof)
"...speaking of the gorilla!"
(cue pandemonium sa klase)
si Prof Diestro ulet...
tnanong niya sa min kung kilala ba namin siya. sabi niya "my father is a carpenter and my
father is a carpenter". tapos meron pang "i am conceived immaculately". sinabi niya siya daw si
hesus. nagtanong pa ng "don't you believe me?". huling sinabi niya "believe in me".
si dr. llanes ng upm.
--'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!'
commenting on a thesis of a senior student
--'Imagine? 80 years old ka na, dumododo pa rin sayo yung apo mo?! My goodnes!!'
--may gustong mag-rtr, e nagdidiscuss siya ng abortion non: STUDENT: Mam pwede po mag-rtr?
LLANES: Not unless gusto mong magpa-abort.
plus the fact na kakaiba yung intonation ng boses niya, resembles that of miriam santiago
sir atoy ng histo I during my freshmen days...
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun."
"correct me if I'm right" ~ anonymous
Sabi ng Math 100 prof ko...
"Class you should listen because if you dont' listen, you would not know what you don't know!"
teacher ko sya sa socsice 1 may pagka strikto at puro sermon ang aabutin mo pero nakakatuwa sya
marunong magbiro... though his words are very hilarious totoo naman...
1. Nagalit sya sa iba kasi daw yung nilagay sa blue book ay mr. lang dapat daw professor kaya
ang sabi nya, "Ano ba ako dito di ba professor. It's better to promote than to demote! Kaya nga
pag yung taga-UP pagsinabihan mong di ba taga-UST ka, magagalit daw at nakasimangut pa. Pero
pag taga-UST at sinabihan mong di ba taga-UP ka, ngingiti pa daw."
2. ito pa sabi nya sa amin, "dapat kayong mag-anak ng marami, mga sampo. Huwag nating hayaan na
mas maraming anak ang mga mangmang dahil sa susunod na henerasyon ang mga walang alam ang
mamumuno sa atin kawawaya naman ang bayan."
3. "ang letran kilala pero hindi yan makikita sa mapa pero ang ust kahit papano makikita...
kaya lang pagtinignan mo ang ranking mga na 500 pataas"
si sir LVT ng journ.
twing makakalimot sya, o kaya tuwing may ikkewnto sya na sya lang nakakaintindi, sasabihin
nya...
"i'm having a senior moment..."
Eto talaga panalo (from Dr. Recio):
"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo
sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!!"
si sir saguil sa ncpag..
mern siyang rule na pag bagong estudyante ka nya, as in 1st time ka niyang naging student,
tatayo ka sa harap ng class tapos yung mga old students niya e magtatanong ng no-holds-barred
questions na dapat mong sagutin..
pinaparecite niya rin sa mga estudyante nya ung mga rules niya sa klase.. astig kasi hindi mo
makakalimutan yung rules niya..
nagpapakanta din siya sa klase pag wala kang masagot sa recit.. yun na yung good deed mo for
the day.. tapos yung kakantahin mo e irerequest dapat ng mga clasmates mo.. pwede mo kantahin
kahit na ano basta wag lang lea salonga songs dahil pag ginawa mo to markado ka na for the
sem..
si prof. monsod in her conio moment, she said,
"making plantsa with the coal.."
she's actually referring dun sa plantsa nung unang panahon na uling daw yung ginagamit para
gumana.
si tanttoco ng kas 1 nakakatuwa yung mgaa hirit nya tapos yung mga class requirments nya may
katumbas na kanta like:
group work= hawak kamay nyahahhahahahahhaha
si dr. abastillas ng physics 71...
isang araw naglelecture sya about the origins of astronomy chorva tapos kinukwento siya abot
tycho brahe. sabi aside from the copernicus' heliocentric model of the solar system, may
sariling model din daw ng solar system si tycho brahe. tapos nagtanong siya sa klase, ano raw
yung sa tinging namin yung tawag sa model ng solar system na gawa ni tycho brahe. onti lang
nagreact, kasi maraming natutulog o hindi nakikinig kasi sobrang boring niya magturo. walang
may alam. kaya sabi niya, "e, ano pa? e di tycho brahe model! ahihihi!"
tawanan kaming mga nakikinig tapos nagulat na lang yung iba. iba kasi yung pagkaka-deliver niya
e, parang mr. bean na ewan.
Mareng Winnie sa Econ Auditorium, "Godd***it to hell class! Don't sleep on me! " Tapos
pinagalitan nya yung isang natutulog sa last row, "You, blah, blah..." 'Tas narealize nya na ,
Teaching fellow pala sa Econ, discussioner nya, hahaha!
Stories ni Ma'am Chei Billedo:
1.
Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds... (silence) Actually,
we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin
2.
"I don't give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa, 'Class, mageexam tayo,
NGAYON NA!'"
math prof na sikat na sikat.
first day ng klase, late ako, pagpasok at pagkaupo ko tinanong niya agad ang pangalan ko at
tinanong ang bagay na hindi ko ineexpect talaga: "nakailang math14 ka na?" rawr! haha
tapos nung nagdidiscuss kami tungkol sa unit circle at napunta na sa period ang usapan, bigla
na lang niyang sinabi na "period, kabisado na yan ng mga babae kasi meron sila niyan" hindi ko
alam kung tinatry niyang magjoke o talagang may pagka pervert siya, hay ewan, yung buong klase
ganun din siguro ang inisip kasi walang nagreact sa joke niya maliban sa mga kuliglig haha
sa nag-iisang major ko this sem. dahil walang sumasagot sa mga tanong ng prof namin, sinabi
niya, "you remind me of la salle." nagtinginan kami ng mga kaklase ko. biglang sabi ni sir,
"spoonfeeding?"
nakakatuwa, pero kung iisipin, kaya niya nasabi yun dahil di kami makapagbigay ng kahit wild
guess sa mga tanong niya.
sa major ko.
"halimbawa, ako yung manager sa mcdo branch na 'to, tapos isusumbong ko'tong waiter na 'to sa
parang pinaka-top position sa lahat. kasi 'tong waiter na 'to, wala talagang ginagawa, ano
lang, naglalaro ng gameboy. isusumbong ko siya kay ano,
ronald mcdonald. "
Prof ko sa PhyChem mga dialogues nya:
- "I don't memorize equations... It's innate in me"
- "My answer doesn't conform with Atkins (author ng book), but I think I'm right"
Winner ang lola
"class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nio, i am having a hard time checking it. i will
seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. class dont worry about ur grade. let me
worry about it." ~ anonymous
eto kasama sa class rules ng prof ko sa natsci1:
"you may hug, but no kissing"
late dumating sa class si Mr. MATH 17 prof na bagong kasal lang. nagmamadali tapos sabay sabi
" SORRY CLASS NAPUYAT AKO. GANYAN TALAGA PAG MAY-ASAWA..."
meron kaming naging lecturer... he lit a firecracker (the triangular one) and threw it inside
the classroom.
it was meant to shock. and we all were! i was sitting six rows away and i felt the blast!
Tuwa lang ako sa prof ko dati sa Philo 11. Hulaan na lang.
BULKENYO.
"Just because the bulkenyo errupts today, it is not necessarily the case that the bulkenyo
will...."
hehe siguro kilala niyo si Sir Doliente. Well ito lang sinabi niya sa isang 99.2 class namin
nung valentine's day, matapos siyang madisappoint sa mababang resulta ng surprise quiz niya
samen:
"ano ba yan? students ba kayo ng UP? bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo.
losers
when i was your age i had a date.
hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria ang grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..."
sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
sabay walk out.
grabe di ko alam kung tatawa o ano..
ang weird na ng araw ko pagtapos ng klaseng yun.
first class pa naman.
NSTP coordinator namin:
"Ano ba kayo! Ang iingay ninyo! Para kayong mga batang street children!"
an old relic from the martial law era on a classmate who won't stand up while reciting:
"Miss ___, please stand up so I could see the contours of your body."
at pag may dumadaan daw na sexy, his remark--"Wow. Rape-able."
"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! (then stares at my female classmate)"
-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
"oi lintek, lumaklak nga kayo ng codliver oil, mga papatay patay!"
-from our 83 year old nurse/anthropologist/professor at UP college of Nursing. heheh. Mga papatay patay daw kasi kami sa class.
Friday, February 22, 2008
UP PROF quotes
Monday, February 18, 2008
Few Classic, Cool & Good definitions
*A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
*It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
*A place where divorce comes before marriage.
*The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
*The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
*A book which people praise, but do not read.
*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*The name men give to their mistakes.
*An invention to end all inventions.
*A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
*A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
*A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
*A banker provided by nature.
*A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
*Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
*One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
*A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
oil needs changing
'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'
The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you got to keep the old motor running.'
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'
joke time!
Mr1: Whenever my wife needs money, she calls me "handsome."
Mr2: Really?
Mr1: Yes, "Hand some money over!"
Question: Bakit laging present tense ang "I can think?"
Answer: Kasi, kung "I can thought," bastos ang dating, di ba?
Receptionist: Pasok na sir, maraming bago ngayon, mga bata at sexy!
Customer: Gusto ko, yung mature na at mataba.
Receptionist: Uy, si sir, homesick na!
Misis: Lagi na lang akong nag-aalala tuwing nag-a out of town ka.
Mister: Bakit, umuuwi naman ako kaagad, ah?
Misis: Yun na nga ang inaalala ko, kung umuwi ka, biglaan.
Apo: Lola, naalala kita tuwing umuulan.
Lola: Oh, bakit naman apo?
Apo: Amoy lupa
Ako ay may lobo, lumipad sa langit,
hindi ko na nakita, pumutok na pala,
sayang lang pera ko, pambili ng lobo,
kung lalaki sana, naaliw pa ako!
-version ng mga bading-
Wives should be precise in giving orders to their maids.
Example:
Amo: "Inday, alis ako, pakainin mo si kuya mo bago sya pumasok!"
Maid: Kuya! Kainin mo daw ako bago mo ipasok!
RITE OF PASSAGE
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage?His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it.
He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN.
He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own.
The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man!
Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, protecting his son from harm.
We, too, are never alone. Even when we don't know it, our Heavenly Father is watching over us, sitting on the stump beside us. When trouble comes, all we have to do is reach out to Him.
If you liked this story, pass it on. If not, you took off your blindfold before dawn.
Moral of the story? Just because you can't see God, doesn't mean He is not there.
"For we walk by faith, not by sight." (2 Corinthians 5:7)
V.A.L.E.N.T.I.N.E.
A friend sent an early "Valentine" to see if it will make it around the world by Feb. 14th.
For God so loVed the world,
That He gAve
His onLy
BegottEn
SoN
That whosoever
Believeth I n Him
Should Not perish,
But have Everlasting life."
John 3:16
around the corner.
Read Alone.....
Especially the Poem
I believe whatever is in store for us will be for us.
The poem is very true, unfortunately.
Make sure you read the poem!
CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years,David Marsden, to propose to her.
Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed!
She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got to her office, she noticed on her computer she had some e-mails. She checked it, the usual stuff from her friends, but then she saw one that she had never gotten before.
It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it.
BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, she received a phone call from the Police
It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson
She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends but didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out the full 5 that you must.
Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car, she was killed in that spot by a hit-and-run drunk driver.
CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out within 45 minutes of reading it.
Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview with a really big company, when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had had for 2 years.
Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married. Cynthia and Richard are still married with three children, happy as ever!
This is the poem:
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him.'
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Round the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family,
for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
[You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 other people or whatever you can. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck. *NOTE* the more people that you send this to, the better luck you will have.]
Thursday, February 7, 2008
10 Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least! 100 grand!
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'
the UNFAITHFUL
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
A woman was in bed with her lover whe n she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer..
"Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked:"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to, " his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work."
ways to reduce stress
An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain.
Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Remember, one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what GOD would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you Jesus."
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 . Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
(Romans 8:31)
I wanted GOD to bless someone and I picked you. I decided to send it to more people,
Because I didn't want to limit the blessings.
SEND IT FORWARD,
Not backward
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
LET'S PLAY!
There are sixteen books of the Bible hidden in the following text.
I once made a remark about hidden books of the Bible. I was a lulu. Kept people looking so hard for facts and for others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam especially since the names of the books were not capitalized, but the truth finally stuck home to large numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be really easy ones to spot. Others may require judges to help with them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, there will be loud lamentations when it is found. A little lady says she brews a cup of tea, so she can concentrate better. See how well you can complete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of books in the Bible in this story. 
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