1.What is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
> it just won't work for me.
2.Do you bite your nails?
> yes.. sheesh..
3.Are you a jealous person?
> uhmm.. yes.. for one particular person.
4.What are you allergic to?
> dust, bedbugs, mites, (lately) dark chocolate
5.What books, if any, have made you cry?
> A Walk To Remember.
6.Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesn't?
> yes. it does.
7.What is your favorite simple ice cream flavor?
> mango
8.Whose car were you in last?
> mine =)
9.What would you rather be doing right now?
> sleeping.. meeting the Lord, to say THANK YOU for everything.
10.What song lyrics, if any, are stuck in your head at the moment?
> i'm yours lyrics.. it just doesn't get off my mind since summer 07 came..
11.What did you dress up as for Halloween?
> i didn't dress up for it. i was at the beach then and i never thought it was Halloween..
12.What are your favorite TV shows?
> i'm not really much into watching TV these days.. but once i get hooked, i get stucked to just about anything i like.. im still in love with AXN, HBO, CNN, Star Movies, Star World, Disney & ETC shows =)
13.Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
> i think with the opposite. for the obvious fact that i grew up with mostly MEN surrounding me and teaching me weird things.
14.Can others make you cry easily?
> yes. everyone!
15.Who was the last person to piss you off?
> i'm relieved already. thank God! =)
16.Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
> YES!
17.Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
> nope
18.If you could be any type of fruit, what would you be?
> strawberry
19.How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
> 1 hour is more than enough for me
20.When was the last time you slept on the floor?
> i basically sleep less than a foot above the floor =)
21.Have you ever been attracted to someone, but not physically?
> yes.
22.What are some things that are needed in a relationship?
> trust, honesty, transparency, righteousness, love, patience and understanding.
24.Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
> covered? no.. i dont think so.
25.Do you believe the guy or girl should pay on the first date?
> the guy =)
26.Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
> yes, some cute ones..
27.Choose: dream or plans
> plans
28.Can you speak any languages other than English?
> yes..
29.What is your favorite salad?
> caesar salad.. and that salad i dont know what is -- but it's from Italliani's =)
30.What movies do you know every line to?
> aladdin, a walk to remember, the little mermaid (1), beauty and the beast, lion king (1), open season
31.Has anyone told you a secret this week?
> yes.
32.Have you told someone else that secret?
> yes.
33.Would you rather take the picture or be in it?
> take the picture =)
34.Do you wear flip-flops?
> yes.
35.If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
> chocolates =)
36.What's the sweetest thing someone has done for you?
> surprised me with flowers on a no-occasion day =)
37.When was your last road trip?
> last week in Davao =)
38.What are the names that you go by?
> twinkle and it's derivatives ;>
39.Who is in the house with you?
> mom, dad, brothers, brother's classmates, my cousin (for a sleepover), maid, clinic assistant, clinic secretary, the dogs: Viana, Vanilla, Caramel, Tugas, Snowball, Choki.
40.What are you thinking about right now?
> how wonderful the Lord is. He is truly the best! whatever His scripture says, it's all true. He's so faithful and just. i just Love Him soooooo much!
41.What's most un-appealing thing about the opposite sex?
> BAD hygiene.
42.Last text message saved in your inbox?
> Ei..Gudnyt.. Patulog npo ako..
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
survey: for the bored.
Monday, August 27, 2007
did you know that...
- Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
- A zebra is white with black stripes.
- Every minute, 30-40,000 dead skin cells fall from your body.
- Ants do not sleep.
- The animal with the largest brain in relation to its body is the ant.
- Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
- The human body has enough fat to produce 7 bars of soap.
- The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
- It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow. (try it!)
- There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth.
- If your mouth was completely dry, you would not be able to distinguish the taste of anything.
- Nearly 20% of all vehicles stolen had the keys in them.
- Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.
- Jennifer Lopez Rumored to have her body insured for $1 billion, and had her rear protected with a $300 million policy.
- “Stewardesses” is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
- Quentin Tarantino delayed the start of the production because Uma Thurman was pregnant.
- The youngest Oscar winner is Tatum O’Neal who was 10 years, 148 days, on April 2, 1974, when she received the best supporting actress award for “Paper Moon”.
- Did you know that there are 206 bones in the adult human body and there are 300 in children (as they grow some of the bones fuse together).
- The most dangerous animal in the world is the common housefly. Because of their habits of visiting animal waste, they transmit more diseases than any other animal.
- The longest cells in the human body are the motor neurons. They can be up to 4.5 feet (1.37 meters) long and run from the lower spinal cord to the big toe.
- Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
- The average person has 100,000 hairs on his/her head. Each hair grows about 5 inches (12.7 cm) every year.
- A starfish can turn its stomach inside out.
- 20/20 vision means the eye can see normally at 20 feet. 20/15 is better; the eye can see at 20 feet what another eye sees at 15 feet.
- Healthy nails grow about 2 cm each year. Fingernails grow four times as fast as toenails.
- A mosquito has 47 teeth.
- On average, Elephants sleep for about 2 hours per day. (so, i'm an elephant!)
- A giraffe's neck contains the same number of vertebrae as a human.
- Despite the hump, a camel’s spine is straight.
- In your lifetime, you'll shed over 40 pounds of skin.
- The human brain is 80% water.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- Ten minutes of one hurricane contains enough energy to match the nuclear stockpiles of the world.
- The wristwatch was invented in 1904 by Louis Cartier.
- Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
- Hydrofluoric acid will dissolve glass
trivia 101
- 1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions!
- 2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
- 3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
- 4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
- 5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
- 6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow Then it is ripe.
- 7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
- 8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
- 9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
- 10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
- 11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
- 12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
- 13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
- 14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears Never stop growing.
- 15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
- 16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
- 17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14. 4 calories per hour by Breathing.
- 18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt Every year.
- 19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk Rightfoot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot,left Foot...
- 20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
- 21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
- 22. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch And make it look like it's smiling.
- 23. The color blue can have a calming affect on people.
- 24. Depending upon the shade, the brain may send up to 11 tranquilizing Chemicals to calm the body
- 25. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with the other simultaneously. Now we know why his pictures were exquisite!!
- 26. Names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
- 27. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and parrot.
- 28. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
- 29. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child Reaches 2-6 years of age
- 30. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
- 31. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
- 32. All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses; some of them just didn't like to be seen wearing them in public.
- 33. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
- 34. Raw cashews are poisonous and must be roasted before.
a strong PRAYER
God Has Amazing Things in Store for You
(This is a heavy prayer)
Stars do not struggle to shine, rivers do not struggle to flow, and you will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the best. Hold on to your dream and it shall be well with you... Amen.
The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hand that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever, remain in God's love.
Good morning,
Your dream will not die, your plans will not fail, your destiny will not be aborted, and the desire of your heart will be granted in Jesus' name.
Say a big Amen and if you believe it.
Money will know your name and address before the end of this month. If you believe, send it back to all your friends. None goes to the river early in the morning and brings dirty water. As you are up this morning, may your life be clean, calm and clear like the early morning water. May the grace of the Almighty support, sustain and supply all your needs according to His riches in glory. Amen. Love the Lord. Have a wonderful
day in Jesus' name.
The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you. I see something good happening to you, something that you have been waiting to experience.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
useful PHONE
in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
*I*
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
kids in Church
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS!
survey: tagalog in love
1. nahahalata mo ba pag may gusto sayo isang tao
+ no. i actually play dumb when it comes to that. i dont want to assume. as i dont want to be hurt. do you get what i mean? =p
2. ok naman love life mo ngayon?
+ yes. it's ochaye. storms come and go.. but that's pretty normal.
3.naranasan mo na bang tumakas sa bahay para lang makita mahal mo?
+ takas? i can go out anytime naman.. so it's not takas =)
4. uso pa ba diga ngayon? alam mo na, ung nanliligaw?
+ diga?
5. nung natulog ka kagabi, ano or sinong huli mong iniisip?
+ Bobot.. =)
6. napanood mo ba american idol kagabi?
+ meron ba kagabi?
7. naniniwala ka bang bading naman talaga si uma?
+ nope. i think he's just a refined person
8. anong mas ok? ma-inlove sa bagong tao o bumalik sa pinakamamahal mong ex?
+ i don't really know.
9.halata ka ba pag inlove ka na?
+ yes. i believe so. =)
10.nagmamatter ba pera sa isang relationship?
+ one of the issues, yes. but if i could, i would scrap that thing out.
12. alam mo ba na yung magtetext syo sa loob ng isang oras e ang taong talagang magpapasaya sau?
+ we actually text 24/7 =)
13. kaya mo bang paglaban sa parents mo yung gusto mo?
+ i'm the persistent brat. which is definitely not good when you have a mom who's very much high and up there that she believes in her own voice ONLY. that means, i always get in trouble with her.
14.kung hawak mo lang ang future mo, anong gagawin mo?
+ i'd be a maxillofacial surgeon plus a pedodontist at that. and if i may add, i want to add ATTY =) and i'd be in many places in a year just to travel and have a great time.
15. pag nawala ba ang trust sa relationship, pro mahal mo pa sya ng malupit, worth it ba syang ibalik?
+ worth it na hinde. gets mo?! basta if you'll come to the point na ma experience mo na yun, you'll get what i mean ;>
16. san ang gimik mo mamaya/bukas?
+ just in my haven =)
17.anong part ng lechon gusto mo?
+ ribs..
18. kelan ka huling nakipag- make love?
+ whut!?
19. mahal mo ba sya? cnu?!
+ Bobot.. =) danmarl baptista daodaoang, rn
20.ba't di pa maging kyo?
+ KAMI nga eh.
21.pro gusto mong maging kyo?
+ marriage will come soon.. but not now.
22.mas sweet ba ang tao pag nakainom?
+ i don't think so.
23. may nagawa ka na ba nung lasing ka na ni-regret mo the next day?
+ nope. ive never been drunk. just a lil tipsy.
24. anong ayaw mo sa mundo?
+ SATAN. who came to steal, kill and destroy!
25. anong masasabi mo sa crush, mahal o ex mo?
+ crush: i wish you well.
+ ex: good to see you still alive!
+ Mahal: through fire and ice, we managed to survive. thank you for the love. i love you more each day, Mahal! *mwah!*
survey: CONFUSED
1. Story behind your primary picture.
~ uhm. no such story to tell.
2. Do you love chocolates?
~ oh yes i really do.
3. Are you emo?
~ yes, at times when i feel like it.
4. Music you adored the most.
~ trance, r&b, pop, bossa nova, blues.
5. Your current mood in one word.
~ CONFUSED
6. Latest realization.
~ i think i failed as a daughter and a sister. i see them looking at me like i'm a great big failure.
7. In love with whom?
~ Bobot.. danmarl baptista daodaoang, rn
10. First band/group you liked.
~ TLC =)
11. First music video you enjoyed.
~ janet jackson videos.
12. Favorite line from a song.
~ on my own, pretending he's beside me.
13. Celebrity crush.
~ that diver hunk from some movie who played opposite with jessica alba.
14. Anime you kept on watching all over again.
~ i'm not into it.
15. Anime crush.
~ n/a
16. Are you missing someone
~ yes, I do.
17. Last time you got tipsy/drunk?
~ Tipsy. 7 years back.
18. What does the last SMS you receive
~ -tanghali n kc ang 2nd service.. Ndi man lng ng sbi kgabi..-
19. Do you smoke?
~ I don't.
20. Usual first impression on you.
~ maldita.. quiet. intimidating.. (am i?)
21. Current addiction/passion.
~ blogs. blogs and more blogs..
..Courtney Kuchta..
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
A Special Word
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.
- Sheelagh Lennon -
fairytale princess
You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairytales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairytale disappears. Most people
turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is it's hard to let go of that fairytale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will
open their eyes and it will come true.
At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairytale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle,
well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important that it's "happy ever after", just that it's happy right now. See, once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
ang alamat kung bakit nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki
Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki...? =)
Karpintero itong si Jojo at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.
Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,
"tutulungan kita, Jojo".. .sabay lundag sa ilog.
Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,
"ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...
"hindi po"...
Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,
"ito ba?"...
"hindi po"...
Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,
"ito ba?"..."
Opo"
...natuwa ang anghel.
"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo. sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer"...
Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Jojo sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog...iyak si Jojo.
Litaw si guardian angel,
"tutulungan kita"...sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Paris Hilton,
"ito ba ang misis mo?"
...sagot si Jojo, "opo"
...nagalit si anghel, "sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman mabait ka"...
Nag- reason-out si Jojo,
"sorry po, angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Jessica Simpson. At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Paris at Jessica. Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."
Moral of the story:
kaya lang naman nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki Eh for a good and noble reason.
revenge
"The greatest revenge to a girl who steals your man is to let her have him...
...because a truly good man can never be stolen!"
do you love this doctor?
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
pinoy love story
Bing, a beautiful Filipina fell in love with Edong. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her Tatay (dad).
Her Tatay told her, "Bing, you'll have to find another. Your Nanay (mom) does not know this, but Edong is your half-brother" .
So Bing forgot about her Edong, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.
But after telling Tatay again, he said, "Bing, anak ko (my child), there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Edong are your half-brothers. "
Bing had no choice but to go to her Nanay. Nanay already knew and
said "Anak ko, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Edong,
In the stronghold of his unfettered love
From the early learning days
To be keen of mind and brave of heart
To take on this life's race
Rock of faith, upon dreams were built
Held, guarded, supported
Hands on mine with guiding strength
To face the world undaunted
With him, I can always be
The greatest force in the conquer
The roar behind the power
All ye know, he is my Dad.
Just like my Father in heaven.
10 biggest BRAIN DAMAGING habits
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain
9 dangerous words women use
1.) Fine
-- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes
-- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing
-- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on you toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
4.) Go Ahead
-- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh
-- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing.(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay
-- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks
-- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever
--Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it
-- Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" (For the woman's response refer to #3.)
implications of a TERRIBLE DISEASE called PRIDE
* you always don't wanna be the first to do the step to be with someone
* you always try to hide your feelings
* you don't want others to know that your hurt
* your afraid of telling someone he/she is special
* your afraid of losing someone but afraid to show it
*your afraid to love someone whom u think can't love you back
* your so aware of what others think that you can't do what you want
* your not happy
* in the end, you lose everything without even trying to have it..
pinoy laughs
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC.
"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang magisa ang manonood ng sine."
5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sahibin ng IRONY.
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM.
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!!!"
7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos yang lahat ng pagkain mo!"
8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER.
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"
9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"SALBAHE kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na parang Nanay mo!"
11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS.
"Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"
12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY.
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"
13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.
"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"
14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING.
"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"
15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR.
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"
16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE.
"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak maging katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa ulo!"
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