Chinese Sick Leave

'I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today,  I really sick,  Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.  When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.  I be at work soon ....... You got nice house


(no offense chinese people!)