Few Classic, Cool & Good definitions

Cigarette
*A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Marriage
*It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Dictionary
*A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference
*The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room
*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Compromise
*The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears
*The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Classic
*A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Committee
*Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
*The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
*An invention to end all inventions.

Opportunist
*A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist
*A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist
*A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

Father
*A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
*A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss
*Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
*One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor
*A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.